Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde? A. Butter is difficult to spread.

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? A. Artificial intelligence.

Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A. A brunette with bad breath.

Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common? A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex? A. She opens the car door.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? A. Play ball!

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