Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet? A. To feed the toilet duck!

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses? A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face.

Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws? A. Practice.

Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A. To cover the valve stem.

Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A. It takes too long to retrain them.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? A. The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Q. How is a blonde like peanut-butter? A. They spread for the bread.

Q. What's the difference between a group of blondes and a good magician? A. The magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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