Q. Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? A. Her dog was blind too.

Q. What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing? A. Washed her hands with soap.

Q. Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone? A. He was too busy playing the hormonica.

Q. Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress? A. She didn't keep her mouth shut!

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